Midget sex pt 2 tonight
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
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I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
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After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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