What should our trivia night team be named?
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i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
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Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
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You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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