I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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