Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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