You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
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my text book just quoted the cookie monster
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
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I need moral support for this bender
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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