At least make sure they are 18
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we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
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The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
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You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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