do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
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She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
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I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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