Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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