It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
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Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
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I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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