But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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