Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
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For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
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We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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