do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
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Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
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I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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