dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
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He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
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Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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