masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
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We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
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SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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