his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
