I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
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Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
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You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
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