I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
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Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
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he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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