i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
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One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
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I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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