Will you blow on my dice?
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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