How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
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She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
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dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
All the doctor said was why
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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