i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
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Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
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was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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