Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
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he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
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There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
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