drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
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I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
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But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
he just fucked me for my cheese.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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