wat bout pragnant strippers??
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
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The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
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He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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