I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Randomize
