The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
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Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
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Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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