I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
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We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
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Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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