The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
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She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Can I color on your dick again?
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
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URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
Shame is for Republicans.
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