i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
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Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
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Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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