wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
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i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
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drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
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