Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Randomize
