Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
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It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
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If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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