well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
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I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
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FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.