hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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