Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
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What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
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I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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