i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
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Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
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it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
The power of my boobs compel you
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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