He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
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she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
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We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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