my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
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So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
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i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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