you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
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i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
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Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
The dick lei will go down in squad history
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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