I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
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He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
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Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come