so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
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How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
this hospital has no fireball
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She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever