Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
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He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
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3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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