I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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