Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
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I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
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Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight