brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
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I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
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We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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