found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
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I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
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Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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