:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
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so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
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I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
You are the jesus of drinking
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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