Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
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Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
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We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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