Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
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she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
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It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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