I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
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friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
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The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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