I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
found the other keg... it's in the tree
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
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