I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
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The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
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Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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